Writers Tip #22

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When I really can’t get out of bed in the morning I use the Samuel Beckett motivational technique. Repeat three times:

I must get up, I can’t get up, I’ll get up
I must get up, I can’t get up, I’ll get up
I must get up, I can’t get up, I’ll get up

Works every time!

Bonus tip: This technique may also work for male impotence problems, but cannot be guaranteed. If in doubt readers should seek medical advice from a qualified professional.

15 January 2019

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